Cinema Bizarre - My Obsession

3.7/8" Dickle is Worthless

Andro Gel is used to get this little worm up but whos to know with it being that small I surely would not be able to tell!

What a worthless piece of skin...an appendage not worth having, so why not cut it off!!!!

Anyone who wished to help in the event may do so.

Tim is his name and if you wish to know where to find him and his little weenie then comment below!

Call him for a shitty time since he has no weenie to please anyone....


Enjoy!!!
Happy Castrating!

So this is an update with the dimensions of this teeny little thing which I am still uncertain how anyone could possibly measure it for such...but anyway here goes...

Its 3 and 7/8 inches long and 1 inch and 1/4 inch wide and 3 and 3/4 inch around. I asked if that is it and he cleared his throat and said YES! LOL

Tim is Jerkin His Gerkhin Again

He's at it again....its holiday time and Tim ., is obviously dealing with his SAD Seasonal Attention Depression by playing with his wee little wee wee! I couldn't get him to stop. SO I called the lady over at the Church of Later Day Saints hotline and she confirmed they are looking for him in Michigan to castrate him once and for all. They will find him and they will finally rid him of his little problem with major perversion!

Tim's Jerkin his Gherkin

This guy won't quit...hes infatuated with the idea of my belittling his belittle gherkin. I am going to cut it off and place it in a jar of gherkins and I bet it gets lost in there while its pickling LOL

Weenie Roast Tonight - Tim for Dinner

This pervert bothers me right from church...serves him right...his naughty little pecker is really going to get whacked good!

Special shout out to Mary and Cathy whoever they are but he says he knows them!
You two are invited also!

So come lets have a weenie roast! Tim is waiting!

Worthless Loser Tim Gets Played ByJen and Chentel

What a dickless loser! Anyone want his number, name, address and his teeny weenie poor excuse for a  dick size inquire here!

Castrate Tim

3.7/8" Hard Tim's Cock on the Grill!!!

Stepped   on cock!

He would love lose it!

Tickle his pickle and put it in a jar....tickle tickle LOL

These church ladies said they wanted to help take care of his little problems....I think they did and here is am example of some pickled testicles. They said they were going to do this to his only and put them in a jar from Hellman's Mayonnaise. They also said they were not going to bother cleaning out the jar and make a snow globe toy from them!

Jealous Girls are Just As Jealous Phone Girlfriends

 If she is naturally jealous in her personal life outside of the phone lines she will be just as such in a phone relationship. And you think you have problems? I find this to be the case all-to-often working on these phone lines and for certain services.

 Some ladies have what it takes and their confidence of this carries them far beyond the face of a paycheck, but then there are those who I guess either are not earning enough or enough just isn't enough or they just are bat-shit crazy and would just as well cut you when your sleeping as they would sew you up in a sheet and beat you with a an iron skillet!

 Lets take for example the rich guy who is turned on by the beautiful girl who would take him for everything he's got and had he not given her what she wants she threatens to expose him for who he really is and still take him to the cleaners by emptying his pockets as well as any of his bank accounts, 401K plans, etc.. Now don't get me wrong HE LOVES THIS, its what he wants. SO he is the guy who will talk and talk and talk and tip and talk and buy her all those lavish gifts off her wishlists, send her gift cards galore and more. He has volunteered to her all his personal information. His full complete name, home and work address, home, work and cellular numbers, passwords to email, social network accounts, PayPal, stock options, banks and other account access. HE WANTS her to HAVE HIM BY THE BALLS and take him for all he has if he refuses anything she should request or require of or from him. ITS FINANCIAL DOMINATION and there are men out there who can afford it so for whatever reason they LOVE it.

 So here we see a perfect example of a GOOD CATCH for a phone-snatch...hey I like the rhyme here, don't you? But anyway I am saying this guy is one who if he gets away so might the new car he pays for, the mortgage payment or rent for the house or just the continued shopping trips and gifts. THE MONEY ROLLING IN from him could be snatched away easier than an offshore account by the best hacker in the world on crack. It only takes a phone-snatch more sexier, intelligent and alluring and more into taking from him all he wants to give while giving him all he really only wants. He may seem devoted to the 1st phone-snatch but he surely could be more easily taken by another. Passwords can be changed, so as numbers and other so-called-personal information that might not have ever really existed anyway or maybe he really just don't think his current phone-snatch will do anything to him. Either way I have seen some catty things take place from these "phone girlfriends" out there.

One day I am sitting on my couch waiting for my phone to ring while out of the blue I see a message notification in my email and its from who I think is one of my guys. I click to check and see since I am not in the middle of anything else at that moment and I open the email only to be cussed out and called out by some phone-snatch who had or gotten a hold of this guys account. She thinks she knows me! She thinks I am her in the sense that I am just another chick with no life, no brains, no skills, and no income coming in other than from phone-hoeing.

SHE now thinks she knows who I am and I AM NOT ME meaning the pics of me are not who I say I am or I don't know maybe she meant that I am not the person in the pics she sees...whatever. Being who I KNOW I am and who I say I am I don't give a shit what she thinks. Being that I am a model who sells photo-shoots for content and its all over the net I am not surprised and I pay no mind to the email and delete it. Not going to let this CUNT ruin my day! I don't doubt she thinks she knows me but she certainly don't KNOW ME and now I know she spent entirely way to much time on trying to find out about me.

 I don't care about these cocky group of mostly misspelled words within this email to me through this ATM with Ears and tiny cock's account or the accusatory garbage being read by me what IT thinks it knows about me. I really just care. I find it quite funny actually and get quite a bust ass laugh out of it before deleting it and going back to relaxing on my couch.

 So you see this is one of those JEALOUS bitches who has no life outside of what she does on the phone. She is not the college student, dance instructor, high school teacher, dancer, model whatever she tries to claim she is though she has time enough to try and tell someone else who dabbles in the same field for fun and passing time as she has no choice but to choose to make a living with WHAT SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS about them.

This shows her lack of CONFIDENCE in herself and here position with this guy. He has more than enough money to go around and she/he nor I are NOT the only ones he does this with I AM SURE. She comes off as having nothing better to do with herself than to check up on who I am to gather what she thinks can back her up while she builds her worthless case against me to run back to him with to tell him what she thinks she knows.

Surely this will result in his further devotion to her and earn here a nice reward for her truly fruitless efforts. He's the idiot for believing she is worth all she says she is. Truth being all she really knows is what a scam she is and how she surely can't keep up the facade with him that she is anything but, unless she continually works using her unpaid time to try to convince him otherwise she is the only one who is better deserving of him, his time, money and gifts.

So the vicious cycle continues, but you see had she had CONFIDENCE in herself and who she claims she is she would not be intuitively trying to think every other girl out there is anything different. She would be the strong confident dom she tries to portray and do her job like a good dom should being unafraid of anyone else having the confidence she is all that and a bag of Doritos!

Anyway I step down off my soap box, rest my case and say I am glad to know I never had even a dram of jealousy in me. That is not the case where its been personally experienced that I have had a few quite jealous in me. Still I care not for the phone sleezes who can't do their job right mainly because they don't know how to, but perhaps a tad bit of them can blame it on the fact that they are the type that try and monopolize things they have no business trying to in the first place. Give up and boss your Babbie's daddy around, do your checking up on him and quit playing inspector gadget with the phone clients!

FuckTard Tom Botts Wants You To Have His Number

How do I know this? Well just now I got a message through the TalkToMe.com website saying:
Call me 7086544921

Like are you fucken kidding me dude? Really?

SO I Google this guy's number and CUM oops I mean come to find he does this to all different kinds of phone sex chicks on the net. I mean everything from Armatures, blondes, brunets, redheads, busty babes, Brazilian butts, cuckholdreses, dominatrix, to Cougars and MILFS.

Anyway this is what I am dealing with. Why would I wish to call him when I don't even know him, never talked to him before and now know he tries this with just about everyone he can get enough contact with to send a message to?

I digress!

Masturbation Video From Me Now UP for Sale

Finally TalkToMe site made the video upload to share capabilities possible and thus I have uploaded one of my naughty videos for your viewing pleasure. Its Three (3) minutes of my rubbing my sweet bald pussy, playing with that large labia I am known for and massaging my own breasts while tweaking my nipples because well I really love to be watched doing this things and just so happened to do them for the camera.
You can now purchase this video and depending on when you have a look and go see possibly some others when you check out my video gallery on the website.

Being the naughty exhibitionist many of you know me know I love to be you should all know this new feature gives me more than just great pleasure!

The Financial Abomination "Domination" of Badprof Brad

Here I am on yet another Friday the 13th only here in November 2015. I can recall when I created this post and yet I had it in an unpublished folder for drafts I either never made live or I took it down because really this is not who I wish to be. Its not my fault though when I get some guy who wants me to take him to the bank! Just sayin!



Early morning Friday the 13th, oh what fun I thought having this loser call me to tell me he wants me to take control of his TalkToMe account and purchase all my picture galleries from myself. I currently have 5 of them for sale though I know one would surely make him feel his ass was a used up bank no more fitting than the pig he was as its just modeling pics of a shoot I did without any of the hotness to really give him something to shoot his load over.  I thought yeah whatever if you really wanted me to rape your wallet you would have called me on my Lady J account which is primarily for Financial Domination of which I charge $2.99 per minute and here he called me on my $1.99 per minute line.

Well I take his loser oops (giggle) I mean user name and password, for which of course is as useless as this 5 minute stroker himself. No matter what way I entered it I was not getting in and felt like its my own waste of time to even having bothered to try but also since I had an immediate feeling from from my professional experience he was not anywhere near as serious as he was trying to have me believe and though he had a cute sounding sexy voice, he sounded young and cheap. He could not last past 5 minutes of stroking to my voice while I repeated his log in credentials back to him as I took them down. I barely began telling him how I was going to rape his wallet! I never got to tell him how I was going to drain his TalkToMe account out and any credit card he had verified through it and then I would drain his balls.

My personal little ATM turned out to be a Friday The 13th SOB! Thanks Brad AKA Badprof but no thanks! Your a waste of this Playfully Dominant Mistress's time...there are real men with real accounts to get into and leach for all they are worth!

Sweet Mischief - Hot Phone Sex

So there was a video here but YouTube is not the place to post it for sharing here on my blog because if the type of content it is. Yeah it was very explicit. SO at least now you can see my videos on the TalkToMe site but its going to cost yas!



 

A Bus Stops and Two Italian Men Get On - Humor

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Drugs or Sex?

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!

LIMITED TIME ONLY HALF OFF PHONE SEX

Well Guys, it doesn't have to cost you a fortune to have a really good time. I JUST WANT TO PLAY and lately there does not seem to be a whole lot of calls coming in and I am impatient and hate waiting so I figure if I drop my rate every now and again and give a break to the guys who are on the line looking for a good time then perhaps they will call me. I am sure they have seen me on there and know from my 5 star ratings all 100% satisfied clientele that I am good at what I do!

So why not a 50% OFF SPECIAL to help entice and bait some of you HOT HORNY MEN to CUM play with me and together we can have LOADS OF FUN!

Cheaper Rates Just Might Mean Cheap Skate Snakes!

I guess the ol' saying "you get what you pay for" can be adapted to "you invite what your charging".

 I recently lowered my usual rate of $1.99 per minute to talk to me LIVE down to a low .70 cents per minute. It was Mother's Day yesterday and it seemed the line was very slow and I wanted to play. I imagined the guys were doing the family thing and spending time with their mothers or wives who are moms as they should be. I get this guy on the line Scorpioxxx AKA FRANK probably a FAKE NAME who is really into some taboo stuff, but I am okay and I handle his requests and we seemed to have had a really good time though as I have often times been asked by some of my callers about my true identity he stated that he knew the pics of me like with all the girls on the line were not really of the real me. He was so sure of himself and just knew there was more to me than I was telling or showing him. He had me all figured out, and had this idea that he just knew that all the girls on the line are not the same as the models in the pics they show or sell. While I have had the question asked in the past a few times before since having the ability to show my pics I always took slight offense to it, though with an understanding of their need to know I would say the only thing I could say...but it is me.

First off I am not on there looking to make person-to-person connections. If it should ever happen then perhaps it might be meant for me to do so and thus I have always imagined I would have to give up talking on the line all together. 2nd I have always been told that since the guys are paying to talk to me, to meet with them in person is a form of prostitution. Sadly for some this is not something that bothers me, but if it breaks a law that is punishable in most States then I surely do not want any part of it. 

SO its down to this... whats the difference if you see my picture and you chose to call me, or was it that you saw my CHEAP ASS RATE of 70 CPM and thats all you wanted to use me for but think I am desperate enough to meet up in person with someone who gets off having sex with their own SIBLING especially when your so damn cheap!

I talk and have fun on a fantasy line and if its my fantasy to be who I say I am then who-in-hell are you to question that and then go and do a search on me to confirm your suspicions. NO ONE else is Jenelle Angel! GOOGLE IT ASSHOLE!!! This loser really thinks he has me pegged yet he surely did not do his homework correctly apparently! He markets himself on a TWITTER account he sent me to see a pic of him on, as a professional of marketing on the web...surely you jest? I sure would not want your Bipolar ass working for me...who knows what kind of crap you would have me showing up in search engines under!

Okay down off my soapbox and enough with this rant. I am merely upset that I earned about 35% of what I normally would have earned for the 2 minutes I wasted taking this losers call only to have him cus me out. I am not married nor am I dating this creep and yet he wanted to argue which is a clear indicator to me that this is more than likely why he spends his days alone trying to find cheap phone sex and perhaps it makes me look like I am desperate enough to find someone to call me to earn 74 cents per minute less than I could have that I would talk about any sick taboo thing he wanted to talk to me about....Well I would have anyway because I am just a freak and I love to get off and get my callers off to get me there!

Been MIA Lately But Now I am Back

So I had gotten called away to fly out to New York for what I thought would be the usual overnight or at best a 2 day stay. Turned out to be almost 2 week stint! I have to tell you that being without communication to the internet, my Facebook Account or much of anything I love and enjoy sucked!!! I left my Kindle at home. Not deliberate it was an accident that occurred out of being rushed out the house with even shorter than usual notice. Knowing I had an hour drive to the airport in Naples to where my boss keeps his plane coupled with fact I had less than 3 hours in 4 days of sleep total if that had me bonkers, overtired and running crazy. I was on the plane before I realized I didn't have the darn thing.

So I worried a few peeps! Sorry guys it was not my intention. I will try and make it up to you all somehow if ever I am able. I don't know what I could do to make that right but I can surely try and not ever do that again. I would love to have a good smart phone that does everything a tablet would and replace my Kindle. Its the old one anyway but so darn bulky its not like I just would put it in my purse and since I use it here at home so often its not uncommon that I would have it out of my purse because I was using it. Then I get the call to work and I am off and running. The most important thing for me is taking care of my cat and making sure he has enough food, water and at least 2 clean litter boxes in two separate areas of the house for his use in case I am gone for would could be more than the usual 2 days.

The short here is I am back in Florida, home where my own couch is the most comfortable place I know and love to be and I am making myself available again in the evening and wee early morning hours to take calls and have some hot naughty fun. I been trying to get on Facebook every now and again to post and catch up. I sure love and miss the funny and interesting things I see my friends and fans posting to me personally on my timeline and where I can see them in my news feed.

This morning I am on the line a bit longer than my usual schedule time I try to stick to. I have a regular of mine on with me I absolutely love to get off with. He is nothing short of being one of my very favorites as I love hearing a man moan and cum and he certainly keeps me hot and wanting more with his very vocal way of not having a care in the world who on his end might be capable of hearing him. I love that he is hot, loud, very verbal to him about all he would love to do to me and he really brings me to my very best when it comes to my wanting to return all the same and more to him. Got to go my phone is ringing and I bet that its him calling me back for more hot sexy naughty phone fun! If you want some yourself be sure to CALL ME ON TalkToMe.Com. Remember all my callers get free pics from me after each call and my 1st time callers who sign up for the site and do $50 in calls with me or any of the ladies on the site get special personal items from me FREE sent right to your door if they so choose!

Win Win Situation FREE PANTIES & OR MORE!

Hello there...if your reading this then you have come here in hopes of finding out a bit about me. Who I am, what I am all about and perhaps find a way you can contact me and get to know me better. Well there is no better way then to ask me whatever you want to find out about me. If you really truly want to get to know me better you can call me and we can talk about anything you wish to explore and more. I am not shy, have no secrets and I love telling on myself when it comes to all those naughty things I have thought, still think about and have done or plan on still fantasizing about doing. I don't think there is any crime in letting others know exactly how I feel. I do feel that keeping it in and not being honest about these things though is bad! I need to explore more about myself so why not with the help of someone else who can truly help remind me of the things I have done in my past. I know I have been a bad girl and have done some things some would consider to be bad but I don't always have an accurate account of each and every one of these things and it helps to have others ask questions because it helps remind me of them and then I can enjoy them all over again.

So the win win here you ask?

Well TalkToMe.com the site where I have been given the ability to open up my own phone line here at home or my cellphone when I am away traveling as I do often with my job as a flight attendant and chat with guys, girls, couples and anything in-between has given me yet another way to make some more money by offering the same link direct to me though if you sign up you not only get $10 FREE! You get your 1st 10 Minute call with me for just $10! So you can talk to me for 10 Minutes ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Now for signing up and spending your 1st $50 on talk to me...they are going to give me that $50! SO if your like most guys and you want your girl to get the money and not the site for the hot talk, exciting good feeling and mind blowing orgasm I am sure to help you attain then here is your chance! You will get access to a great discrete website of many other girls with photos like myself. You don't have to spend your whole $50 just talking with me if you don't want to and I will still get that 1st $50 you spend as long as you singed up using the link I have here up top on the right hand side of my blog. Its the green button that says CALL ME ON TalkToMe.Com.

Now here is one more thing for you if you sign up to talk with me through the website! Every now and again I run 1/2 Price SPECIALS to talk to me. Its the same hot chat I give at my usual price per minute to talk but at 50% off!!! Only my select clients will be given advance notice when I will be offering this special. Also whenever you do a call with me through the website I am able to send you web-mail where I can attach pictures and I will share with you images of me that you will not be able to see unless you pay to view my galleries and even then I usually share images of myself that I don't otherwise offer in any of my galleries that are for sale.

Okay so there you have it. CUM chat with me! TalkToMe is a great way to connect with me live, keep your own personal information private, see intimate pictures of me, send me private messages, SMS text with me or if your needing to be quiet you can have a talk to me through the Web Chat feature. You can see when I am online and available to take your call and you can play with the many other girls, guys, shemales and other interesting people that are also available if you choose!

BONUS*** 
FREE PANTIES, PERSONAL ITEM OF MINE OR CANDY BLOW POP FROM in ME
Mention you saw this blog post and join the site, spend $50 talking to me and when you do during our call I will take your snail mail information and after I have confirmed you joined through my affiliate link, spent at least $50 and credit for such has been received, I will eagerly send you a pair of my panties that I will gladly wear for you when were talking, rub all over my juicy wet pussy after I have squirted in while playing with you on the phone, my sweaty gym socks, thigh highs I have worn a bit or I can send you a SUPER Blow Pop lollipop I will gladly fuck myself with and send your way! All items will be preserved in the best way possible until it/they reach to you!

Mike Mike Mike Mike

Yeah its Wednesday....sorry for the odd title for this post...was just thinking and thats what came to mind..ya know that camel who runs around the office on HUMP DAY saying Mike Mike Mike..yeah that one!

So anyway today was unlike any other ordinary day for me other than I have only a couple more to look forward to getting through before what I consider "PAYDAY"! I so need that day to come because I have been planning a shopping spree for weeks but have been unable to actually allow myself the time to go out and enjoy trying to find those few things I think would make a nice addition to my wardrobe. I have enough shoes I think but then I think I have worn those and I want to feel good in something not only new but something I had not purchased for myself with my own hard earned money! I mean why should I spend money I get from getting guys off on shoes that my wearing them will only get them off again??? I am not upset or being selfish I just think in this case the shoes should be a gift from the one or ones who wish to see me in them and then they can get off in them. Hump day for me is just another day but if someone really cared to show or send the very best its not over yet and you can make my HUMP DAY a day to remember with a gift card so I can shop on your dime not mine and all I had to do is look as I do everyday anyway.

mysweetmischief at gmail dot com
#showyourlove

Keeping Up With Good Conversation

Yeah not all of us can do it, or is it that not all of us really care to. I have to say for myself I care to because I am truly interested in what other people have to say to me no matter what it is they wish to speak of. I especially love being asked what I think of some of the most kinkiest of fetishes and desires by men and women. Nothing surprises me and I am hardly ever if at all offended by anything. I love to hear about those other situations which might turn a guy on and get him hard even if its things I myself might not think I would ever do. Heck I hear things all the time that some would consider not of the norm and I really do think I would at least entertain the idea of trying it once! I don't have to entertain the idea of doing it a 2nd time if I don't enjoy it but to say I have tried everything at least once one of these days I think personally is my ultimate goal in life.

So how do I keep up a good conversation? Well 1st someone has to be the one to start it...I like to start my conversations off with hello I'm Jenelle and whats your name baby? I think its the best way I know to hopefully invite them into the conversation and make them feel comfortable. I give them a chance to know who I am long before I ask who they are. I am a professional in many ways but I am not thinking about professionalism when I am really just wanting to get you off and make you cum...like how professional would one think something such as that could be? Yeah I know its different when you do what I do for at least a part time living though I will never admit to anything more than personal pleasure that in my eyes lasts longer than sex with me in person. I tend to think I get more sexually HARASSED on my other job than I do on the phone sex lines. I love what I do, its a great way to help pass the time when I am all alone in a hotel/motel room in some state I am unfamiliar with and don't wish to get lost in. Hotel lobby bars are okay but how much fun can one who does not drink actually have...I run out of quarters after a while and I get sick of drinking the unsweetened ice teas...I only pee so much ya know!

So if you ever really want to know how well of a good conversationalist I am then you should consider calling me up some time and seeing for yourself. I don't mind being graded as your free to come back here to leave me feedback in a comment or leave me a review with 1-5 stars on the talktome.com website. Either way you can tell from all the reviews I have to date that I don't slack and everyone I have ever talked with seems to have been left quite happy and always wanting more. Not bragging but I feel I have rights to brag should I so feel the need. I am sure every good professional does some sort of bragging no matter what they do or how else would other find them before being able to get the word out. Its not something I can trust word of mouth can help get the word out about my services. Like who in all seriousness would want their friends, family or anyone to know they call a phone sex line even for great conversation, driving companionship, advice, or even if they were once writing a book and doing research as I have heard on more than a few occasions. If it were that easy I would be so busy I would not have time to rest between squirts!