Calling Mattel - We Need a Blow Up Barbie for TIm's Tiny Tid Bit

This broken pencil nib-lit dick Tim needs a big winky but no matter how much he tries to pull on his little winky its NOT GOING TO GROW!!!

He purchased a penis pump to try and please his Aunt. He claims he was able to get to 4.5" with the pump. Still I don't see how his Aunt or anyone would be pleased with such a minute excuse for what Tim keeps calling his weenie. Its to small and quite frankly I don't believe even if he makes it cum will he produce more than just a small bottle cap full of sperm!

Tim's Nose is Bigger Than his Teeny Dick Clit!

Though he nose knows it!

Tim's Dick Runs for President LOL

Oh Shit!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

T.I.M - Stands for

Truly Inferior Male
Tiny Impudent Member
Tiny Insignificant Meat
Teeny Improper Manhood


Time Is Meaningless - Don't hold your breath,  Its never going to grow!

Teeny Dicklet Tim is Back and Smaller Than Before

Incredible shrinking dinky dick Tim. Eating Twinkies and playing with Mr. Winkis! This Porky Pig with the Puny Pecker. I am ever so surprised that he has something he sounds as if he is playing with! I have no idea what the heck he is flicking on the other end of the phone. Its like snapping poppers or something. Click click little dick dick LOL

Timmy the Porker With the Teeny Pink Willy - Help me Help Timmy Grow his Weenie

Silly Timmy thinks he is special because he has this teeny tiny dickie.

I think if I make him jack off 20 times a day that his peenie may grow. IF anyone has any thoughts, experience or anything that might have helped in your own little issue then please let me know!

Michelangelo Statue Has a Tiny Dickclit To

Look Tim, it might make yours look a little bit bigger LOL

Not sure which is smaller?

Lookie See...Timmy's Little Pee Pee is very very Wee Wee

Now thats Tiny!

His little wee wee gets him into trouble. He has to pay for sex on the phone because no one wants to search for the little battle ship prick of his. Lite Brite pegs are bigger!

Nutcracker for Tim's Little Nuts

To pay homage to his Aunt cause he can't even fuck a family member his dicks so small!!!!!!

For Tim's Tiny Weenie!

Weenie Roast and Contest - Win a Prize From Tim

I am going to roast Tim's tiny weenie....

The smallest prick in Michigan!

So tiny it needs no introduction!

I've seen bigger pricks on a cactus!

Comment below and try your wits at his prick LOL

Best roast of his weenie wins $100 AMAZON Gift Card!!!


Contest Ends April 25th, 2017


Questions about the contest comment below :

Tiny Tim - Thumbelina is his Name-o

What a tiny dick loser! Calls me and wants me to humiliate him, and he has no idea how many people really see my blog. There are millions of you out there on the WWW and you could care less about this tiny dick losers prick yet he wants you all to know what a little useless pecker her has between his legs. The fact is its so small its not even worth being called a prick. Maybe we should call it a peck, its certainly no perk! LOL

Anyone want his name, number and address

He wishes to be humiliated by all woman. Not HARD to do when he surely has the tiniest wee wee baby dick I've ever seen!!!